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TALE OF LOVE
SHORT LOVE STORY: There was a Blind Gurl
WhO Hate Herself
cOz Of being Blind.
She Hate every1
Except her Boy friend..
1 day de Gurl said
that if She can
Only c the wOrld
she will marry her bOyfriend,
One day sOme1
dOnated eyes to her
& then she saw Every thing
including her bOyfriend ,
her bOyfriend ask her,
"nOw that u can c ,
will u Marry Me?",
the girl was shOcked when
she saw her bOyfriend
is alsO Blind,
& she refuse tO Marry him.
Her bOyfriend walk away
with Tears & said,
just take care Of
my eyes dear
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Banta called his friend Santa and told him that he recently met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? Santa said, “Send her some flowers and a card and invite her for a home-cooked meal.” Banta liked the idea, so he invited the woman of his dreams. The day after the meal Santa calls Banta and asks about the meal.
Banta: “It was a flop idea.” Santa: Didn’t the girl come to your house? Banta: She did, but she refused to cook!! Bond and a Telgu Guy James Bond and a Telgu guy fly to Newyork in a flight. Telgu guy takes the initiative to converse with James Bond. Telgu guy asks the name of Bond. Bond says: Bond! James Bond! James Bond 007! And Bond asks Telgu Guy’s name. 
Telgu Guy replies: Prasad! Venkat Prasad!
Veera Venkat Prasad! Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! Srinivasukala Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!
Sita Ramanjaneyula Srinivasula Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!
Two Sardars looking at an Egyptian mummy. 
Sardar1: Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case!
Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai :BC-1760!!
Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English. 
A Sardar wrote: ‘ Beautiful Red Underwear’
A Teacher: What?
A Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal chaadha.
One sardar says: Koi acha sa kapda (cloth) dikhaiye. Sales man: Plain main dikhaon? 
Sardar: Abey hawai jahaz main nahi dukan par hi dikha!
Sardar had twins. He named them Tin and Martin. Again had twins and named them Peter and Repeater. 
Again twins and named them Max and Climax. Again the same. Disgusted Sardar named them Tired & Retired.
Wrong number. A sardarji joined a big MNC as a trainee. On his first day he
dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,“Abey saale! Get me a coffee
quickly!” The voice from the other side responded,“You fool you’ve dialed
the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to, dumbo?” 
“No”, replied the trainee. “It’s the Managing Director of the company, you fool!” The sardarji shouted back, “And do you know who YOU are talking
to, you fool?” “No”, replied the Managing Director. “Good!”, replied the sardarji and put down the phone!
Sardarji photographer focusing a dead body’s face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him. 
Why? He said: “Smile Please !”
What’s your phone number? On a romantic date sardar’s girl friend asks him: “Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?” 
He said: “Sure ! What’s your phone number?”
Banta’s purpose Banta : Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai. 
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Maine kaha I Luv U, To woh boli “Maine kal hi naye sandal kharide hain”.
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Do you know HOW to flirt? Do you know if you ARE flirting (could you be accidentally flirting)? The following actions are considered to be REAL flirting indicators - check them out and see if you're sending (and receiving) the right message:
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 She gazes in your eyes with deep interest and her pupils are dilated.
Her skin tone becomes red while being around you.
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Her crossed leg is pointed towards you or if that same leg is rocking back and forth towards you.
She raises or lowers the volume of her voice to match yours.
She rubs her chin or touches her cheek. This indicates that she's thinking about you and her relating in some way...
She winks at you while talking to you or winks at you from a distance.
She exposes the palms of her hand facing you.
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She starts sitting straight up and her muscles appear to be firm.
She puts her fingernail between her teeth.
She laughs in unison with you.
She touches your arm, shoulder, thigh, or hand while talking to you.
Plays with her jewelry, especially with stroking and pulling motions. | |
She twirls her hair around her fingers while she is looking at you.
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Eyebrows raised and then lowered, then a smile usually indicates interest in you.
While talking to you, she rests an elbow in the palm of one hand, while holding out her other hand, palm up.
In a crowd she speaks only to you and focuses all of her undivided attention on you.
While talking to you, she blinks more than usual, fluttering her eyelashes.
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She speeds up or slows down her speaking to match yours.
She rubs her wrists up and down.
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Song of Love
Hey, rose, just born
Twin to a thorn;
Was't so with you, O Love and Scorn?
Sweet eyes that smiled,
Now wet and wild:
O Eye and Tear- mother and child.
Well: Love and Pain
Be kinfolks twain;
Yet would, Oh would I could Love again
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Love
Does Love need a Reason...??
Once a lady when having a conversation with her lover, asked:
Lady : Why do you like me..? Why do you love me?
Man : I can t tell the reason.. but I really like you..
Lady : You can t even tell me the reason... how can you say you like
me? How can you say you love me?
Man : I really don t know the reason, but I can prove that I loveU.
Lady : Proof? No! I want you to tell me the reason. My friend s
boyfriend can tell her why he loves her but not you!
Man : Ok..ok!!! Erm... because you are beautiful,
because your voice is sweet,
because you are caring,
because you are loving,
because you are thoughtful,
because of your smile,
because of your every movements.
The lady felt very satisfied with the man s answer.
Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with an accident and
went in comma.
The Guy then placed a letter by her side, and here is the content:
Darling,
Because of your sweet voice that I love you...
Now can you talk? No! Therefore I cannot love you.
Because of your care and concern that I like you..
Now that you cannot show them, therefore I cannot love you.
Because of your smile,
because of your every movements that I love you..
Now can you smile? Now can you move?
No, therefore I cannot love you...
If love needs a reason, like now,
There is no reason for me to love you anymore.
Does love need a reason? NO!
Therefore, I still love you...
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