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Banta called his friend Santa and told him that he recently met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?

Santa said, “Send her some flowers and a card and invite her for a home-cooked meal.”

Banta liked the idea, so he invited the woman of his dreams.

The day after the meal Santa calls Banta and asks about the meal.
Banta: “It was a flop idea.”

Santa: Didn’t the girl come to your house?

Banta: She did, but she refused to cook!!

Bond and a Telgu Guy

James Bond and a Telgu guy fly to Newyork in a flight. Telgu guy takes the initiative to converse with James Bond.

Telgu guy asks the name of Bond.

Bond says: Bond! James Bond! James Bond 007!

And Bond asks Telgu Guy’s name.

Telgu Guy replies: Prasad! Venkat Prasad!
Veera Venkat Prasad! Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!

Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! Srinivasukala Venkateshwara Srilakshmi

Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!
Sita Ramanjaneyula Srinivasula Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!

Sardarji’s comments on mummies

Two Sardars looking at an Egyptian mummy.

Sardar1: Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case!

Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai :BC-1760!!

Beautiful Red Underwear..

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.

MAN WRITING IN PAPPER

A Sardar wrote: ‘ Beautiful Red Underwear’
A Teacher: What?
A Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal chaadha.

Abey dukan par hi dikha!

One sardar says: Koi acha sa kapda (cloth) dikhaiye.

Sales man: Plain main dikhaon?

Sales person

Sardar: Abey hawai jahaz main nahi dukan par hi dikha!

Sardar had twins…

Sardar had twins. He named them Tin and Martin.

Again had twins and named them Peter and Repeater.

twins

Again twins and named them Max and Climax.

Again the same. Disgusted Sardar named them Tired & Retired.

Wrong number.

A sardarji joined a big MNC as a trainee. On his first day he
dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,“Abey saale! Get me a coffee
quickly!”

The voice from the other side responded,“You fool you’ve dialed
the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to, dumbo?”

“No”, replied the trainee.

“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you fool!”

The sardarji shouted back, “And do you know who YOU are talking
to, you fool?”

“No”, replied the Managing Director.

“Good!”, replied the sardarji and put down the phone!

Smile Please !

Sardarji photographer focusing a dead body’s face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him.

funeral

Why?

He said: “Smile Please !”

What’s your phone number?

On a romantic date sardar’s girl friend asks him:

“Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?”

engagement

He said: “Sure ! What’s your phone number?”

Banta’s purpose

Banta : Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.

sardar

Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Maine kaha I Luv U, To woh boli “Maine kal hi naye sandal kharide hain”.